It's out! The new theme from RocketTheme that is and not me. It's called Simplix and it's not as its name suggests.
It's basically something you're going to use for that site that you didn't know how to do and were searching for a ready made theme.
It has also been developed with Joomla 1.0.x and Joomla 1.5 in mind so if you want to ruin it in a native 1.5 environment you can also download that specific version instead of running it in legacy mode.
If you wanted a theme for 1.5 and couldn't find what you were looking for this is it. If there was ever a reason to confirm RocketTheme as the number one Joomla theme club then this was it.